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Humor Page
Haha!! That was funny! Oh sorry. Hello! Welcome to my humor
page. This site will definatly be made a lot bigger very soon so bare with me. Right now
there are little things to laugh at, but in about a week there's gonna be lots of stuff to
laugh at! I promise. Well, have fun here!
Jokes
 Why did the tomato blush?
He saw the salad dressing!
 How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Move the furniture
around!
One day a squirrel saw a
cow climbing a pine tree. The squirrel asked the cow why he was climbing the tree and the
cow said he wanted to eat some apples. The squirrel told him this was a pine tree, and the
cow said, I know, I brought my own apples. ~Mary/NY
What do you get when you put the Spice Girls into a toaster? Pop
Tarts!
What's the difference
between a golfer and a sky-diver? A golfer goes, whack!...damn! A skydiver goes
damn!....whack!
Arnold Schwarzenegger
has a long one, Madonna doesn't have one, and the Pope doesn't use his. What is it? A last
name!
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